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Forum: News 11-05-2024, 08:27 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 690
Posted By Zeke
How to Debate an Exploding Candidate 2

This is a weird one, but it's long in coming. (It's also just long.) Way way back in 2008, I wanted to do something election-related but far enough removed to be fun, and because even I don't feel...
Forum: News 11-03-2024, 09:21 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,746
Posted By Zeke
Yes! I <i>knew</i> someone would check the...

Yes! I <i>knew</i> someone would check the Unicode thing.

Btw, I forgot to mention in the newspost that there's a footnote giving the details of the "weird order" Season 3 was published in. Look...
Forum: News 10-31-2024, 06:56 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,746
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Enterprise S3: The Wrap Party

Hallowe'en: the day when things long dead suddenly walk the earth. Out of nowhere, when the innocent thought they were safe... Five-Minute Enterprise is back!

Okay, that's not quite fair, believe...
Forum: News 06-11-2024, 09:46 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 108,758
Posted By Zeke
Actually, your first quote was the callback! I...

Actually, your first quote was the callback! I ganked two lines straight from <a href="../startrek/fiver.php?ep=ii">Five-Minute Star Trek II</a> because it was such a Kobayashi Maru-like scene. I'm...
Forum: News 06-10-2024, 04:08 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 108,758
Posted By Zeke
I was going from memory there, but it turns out...

I was going from memory there, but it turns out my memory was a bit flawed -- there's some dialogue evidence of the Vulcans throwing their weight around to slow down even Earth's independent...
Forum: News 06-08-2024, 10:01 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 108,758
Posted By Zeke
Huh. I wasn't expecting that bit in the FAQ to...

Huh. I wasn't expecting that bit in the FAQ to just break your brain outright. I'm making a note here: "Huge success."



In fairness, sometimes it works. The Mandalorian was a very different...
Forum: News 06-05-2024, 09:39 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 108,758
Posted By Zeke
5MDV: Proper subsite launch and new fiver

With Discovery ending, the time has finally come for a full reckoning here -- and not just about that show. Here's the story of the last seven years and why (well, some of why) the front page has...
Forum: News 04-04-2024, 09:56 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 48,052
Posted By Zeke
Truly the peakest of gaming! By the way, did you...

Truly the peakest of gaming! By the way, did you know that Vinyl was originally going to be a sequel to Jill of the Jungle? They made a new story for it when that didn't work out, but you can see a...
Forum: News 04-01-2024, 10:31 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 48,052
Posted By Zeke
Five-Second Dune

Happy Easter! As you know, I like doing Easter eggs on this site sometimes. With a certain movie out, this feels like the right time to take one of the old ones and officially post it.

Back in...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 12-24-2023, 12:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 75,427
Posted By Zeke
Unofficial FBC Thread

Here's a thread for any and all collaborative fivers, not official ones meant for eventual publication at 5MV. Choose whatever target you want and go nuts!

(If something gets enough interest, I...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 12-24-2023, 12:51 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 75,457
Posted By Zeke
Wait, what? How is that not what you were doing...

Wait, what? How is that not what you were doing by talking about it in this forum? At no point in FBC's history has it ever not been --

(blink)

Okay, fair play to you on this one, Nate. I went...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 12-22-2023, 09:46 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 75,457
Posted By Zeke
Sorry, I meant to act on this sooner. I have an...

Sorry, I meant to act on this sooner. I have an answer, and you'll hate it, but it is what it is: we have too few people at this point for FBC to work. For the site's next big enough event, I intend...
Forum: News 12-17-2023, 10:45 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 32,159
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute The Flash: "Pilot"

Today's update is something I've been saving up for an event. I can still re-link it if I do the event later, and it's been burning a hole in my mental pocket, so this year for my birthday I'm going...
Forum: News 05-25-2023, 12:34 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 53,290
Posted By Zeke
Gotta laugh or we'd cry! But it should help at...

Gotta laugh or we'd cry! But it should help at least a little to know that Excelsior is out there actually delivering all this stuff.
Forum: News 05-20-2023, 05:36 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 53,290
Posted By Zeke
Your reactions are worth it every time. :D ...

Your reactions are worth it every time. :D

(Explanation for everyone else: I have a weird recurring prank on Wowbagger where I hit him unexpectedly with the pretentious DSC title "Context is For...
Forum: News 05-20-2023, 04:35 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 53,290
Posted By Zeke
T10: List #112

Back in 2004, I wrote one of my favourite top 10 lists: <a href="http://www.fiveminute.net/top10/62.html">The Top 10 Differences Between Voyager and Season 3 of Enterprise</a>. It had a bit of a...
Forum: News 04-29-2023, 08:11 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 70,060
Posted By Zeke
Yep, I'm gonna do a Five-Second S3 to finish the...

Yep, I'm gonna do a Five-Second S3 to finish the set. Could be tomorrow or could take a bit; these five-seconders can actually be harder than fivers to "crack".

As far as the quality of this...
Forum: News 04-20-2023, 05:30 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 70,060
Posted By Zeke
Couldn't resist. I have the ultimate "Dear...

Couldn't resist. I have the ultimate "Dear Sister" street cred, because I was an OC fan, so I had seen the shocking season-two ending that the sketch was based on. (Nowadays, even people who know the...
Forum: News 04-19-2023, 03:32 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 70,060
Posted By Zeke
Five-Second Picard S2

With the third and final season of Star Trek: Picard just about over, time to properly repent of the second one! As with the first season, I'm deploying our rarely-used "five-second" concept to do it...
Forum: News 02-05-2023, 04:40 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 42,484
Posted By Zeke
The supreme irony is that they also got together...

The supreme irony is that they also got together on the show. They had an office romance while making a whole show about how bad an idea that is!

Seems to happen a lot in Hollywood. My personal...
Forum: News 02-04-2023, 10:52 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 30,265
Posted By Zeke
I knew you'd spot it! (Wowbagger doesn't count, I...

I knew you'd spot it! (Wowbagger doesn't count, I pretty much told him.) I know the basic premise of that joke goes back farther than 2005 because that's when we stopped officially using the...
Forum: News 02-04-2023, 10:47 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 42,484
Posted By Zeke
I found it much better on second viewing, when I...

I found it much better on second viewing, when I knew what to expect from it: a real sci-fi setting but no real sci-fi content just yet. Prep yourself for Galaxy Quest and you'll have a good time. My...
Forum: News 01-02-2023, 01:44 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 42,484
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Orville: "Old Wounds"

Welcome to 2023! I have big plans for 5MV this year, so let's get off to a big start with something I've been waiting for the right time to launch: <b>Five-Minute Orville</b>.

It's been one of the...
Forum: News 12-18-2022, 12:38 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 30,265
Posted By Zeke
5MVG: Five-Minute DBZ: The Legacy of Goku

Ready for something silly and self-indulgent? No? Too bad, it's my birthday. Here's a new fiver for a game even I barely played!

I grew up at the right time to be a big fan of Dragon Ball Z, but...
Forum: News 11-22-2022, 12:02 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 32,561
Posted By Zeke
Since yesterday was the next real-life Grey Cup...

Since yesterday was the next real-life Grey Cup (which my team won!), it reminded me I have a little update to share.

Some of you probably wondered why a list of characters with Gray in their...
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