Forum: 5MV Talk
07-13-2009, 05:03 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
03-21-2008, 07:19 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
03-21-2008, 01:59 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
03-19-2008, 08:20 PM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
03-19-2008, 11:44 AM
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Five-Minute Favor the Bold
Sisko: No, and I...
Five-Minute Favor the Bold
Sisko: No, and I really don't know what the Admirals were thinking with that strategy. We're going to retake Deep Space Nine or blow our special effects budget trying....
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Forum: 5MV Talk
02-19-2008, 04:41 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
02-03-2008, 03:34 AM
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Five-Minute Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered...
Five-Minute Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Tuvok: Praxis is a moon, sir.
Sulu: Shut up. You're not really in this movie anyway.
Hehe. Poor old Tuvok. Still, I'm not sure how I feel...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
02-02-2008, 01:48 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
12-09-2007, 02:10 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
12-08-2007, 06:26 AM
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Five-Minute Elogium
Neelix: Here's lunch --...
Five-Minute Elogium
Neelix: Here's lunch -- eeew! There's a beetle in it!
Kes: Beetles or Neelix's cooking...well, that's a no-brainer.
Neelix: So, are you hun...uh, Kes?
Kes: Crunch. Chomp....
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Forum: 5MV Talk
12-07-2007, 05:49 PM
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Five-Minute Macrocosm
Tak Tak: As...
Five-Minute Macrocosm
Tak Tak: As punishment, this incident will be used to give Neelix more importance on Voyager.
Janeway: Please, be merciful!
The horror! :)
Janeway: This is Captain...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
11-05-2007, 10:58 PM
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Five-Minute Star Trek: The Motion Picture
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Five-Minute Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Sulu: Captain on the bridge!
Kirk: Admiral.
Sulu: Oh, like it really matters when we're all wearing these one-piece pyjama things.
Yeah, it doesn't...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
11-05-2007, 03:19 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
11-03-2007, 11:02 PM
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Five-Minute 11:59
Shannon O'Donnell:...
Five-Minute 11:59
Shannon O'Donnell: Motorist's Log, Stardate 2000. Indiana sucks, my car's about to break, and I'm about to build a giant biodome, minus Pauly Shore. Let the fictional history...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
10-31-2007, 04:38 PM
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Five-Minute Threshold
Doc: There's a 2%...
Five-Minute Threshold
Doc: There's a 2% chance you'll die.
Paris: What? You're reading that wrong; there's a 2% chance I'll survive.
Doc: Well, bon voyage, then!
Ah, the ever-classic Doc/Tom...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
10-31-2007, 06:06 AM
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Five-Minute The 37s
Janeway: Rust?
Paris:...
Five-Minute The 37s
Janeway: Rust?
Paris: No, I'm in no particular hurry.
Ouch.
Kim: We've been through the gates of Hell, and we're still troubled by Gates?
Ooh, a triple joke. Nice!
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Forum: 5MV Talk
10-20-2007, 04:01 AM
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Five-Minute Latent Image
Doc: Care to help...
Five-Minute Latent Image
Doc: Care to help me confirm a theory?
Seven: No way.
Doc: It involves serious embarrassment for Harry.
Seven: What time should I show up?
You can always count on...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
10-19-2007, 12:52 AM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
10-13-2007, 04:52 AM
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Five-Minute Parallels
La Forge: We're...
Five-Minute Parallels
La Forge: We're playing "musical stations."
Worf: But where is Captain Picard?
Data: He failed to find a station when the music stopped.
I gotta wonder what song...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
09-23-2007, 11:35 PM
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Five-Minute The Cloud
Kim: Wow!
Tuvok:...
Five-Minute The Cloud
Kim: Wow!
Tuvok: Shut up, Harry, you've already used up your weekly quota of lines.
He needs to renegotiate his contract...
Neelix: I hereby appoint myself morale...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
09-19-2007, 01:56 AM
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Five-Minute Children of Time
Miranda: Any...
Five-Minute Children of Time
Miranda: Any questions?
Jadzia: Yes. Can we start the plot already?
Molly: I'm sure they'll get around to it.
When it's the sixth scene (not including the log...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
08-29-2007, 02:29 AM
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Five-Minute Course: Oblivion
Paris: Like...
Five-Minute Course: Oblivion
Paris: Like family; you understand.
Neelix: Not really. I was cloned.
Paris: Did you just spoil the plot for the sake of a lame DS9 reference? Neelix, Neelix,...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
08-28-2007, 12:47 PM
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Forum: 5MV Talk
08-04-2007, 02:52 AM
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Five-Minute Shindig (note: I've never seen...
Five-Minute Shindig (note: I've never seen Firefly, so I have NO IDEA who these people are. I just clicked the random fiver link and there we are)
Wash: Well, generally people don't like to...
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Forum: 5MV Talk
08-03-2007, 12:38 PM
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Replies: 215
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