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Forum: Miscellaneous 04-08-2006, 10:42 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
...Not as well as Professor Chronotis, I fear ;)

...Not as well as Professor Chronotis, I fear ;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-01-2006, 03:57 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
No. Not after a certain favour I got Professor...

No. Not after a certain favour I got Professor Chronotis to do me (as well as several other people, including you) ;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-27-2006, 09:30 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
It's been thirty-thousand years. I doubt they...

It's been thirty-thousand years. I doubt they even still remember.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-25-2006, 07:45 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Meh. I've been on their wrong side for years, and...

Meh. I've been on their wrong side for years, and I've never had any trouble. Me, that is, and my No. 8 Lee Enfield ;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-04-2006, 01:18 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Thank ye ;)

Thank ye ;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-26-2006, 04:25 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
...As opposed to putting it so far down that...

...As opposed to putting it so far down that virtually no-one could be bothered to look?
;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-25-2006, 02:55 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
What do you call a massive long, empty post? ...

What do you call a massive long, empty post?

A waste of post-space :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-20-2006, 05:55 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Surely most lawyers are green-blooded?[/quote] ...

Surely most lawyers are green-blooded?[/quote]
Nah, I think they're cold-blooded. ;)[/quote]

I keep telling people not to feed 'em liquid nitrogen... :roll: :wink:
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 05:15 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Surely most lawyers are green-blooded?

Surely most lawyers are green-blooded?
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 05:06 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
NVM. You still got a B, and I didn't state very...

NVM. You still got a B, and I didn't state very clearly what sort of state ;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 05:00 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
B-. You didn't mention any outside the USA :P

B-.

You didn't mention any outside the USA :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 04:35 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Please, continue, and state reasons. Or state...

Please, continue, and state reasons. Or state states.
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-18-2006, 12:41 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
I wonder how long it will last...

I wonder how long it will last...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-17-2006, 09:46 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Huh?

Huh?
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-16-2006, 09:11 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
With that minor alteration, yes :) Vote...

With that minor alteration, yes :)

Vote Morphine- the Party of sensible temporal policy!
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-14-2006, 09:17 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Now look. If you took the entire contents of a...

Now look. If you took the entire contents of a TARDIS' drive room out of the ship - and we're talking something top-of-the-line, with roughly enough power for double the ship's actual requirement,...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-12-2006, 07:01 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a...

Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a Battle TARDIS. *Now* who're you gonna bet on?

:twisted:

Remember to vote Morphine for essential vitamin b12![/quote]

Hmm. Nah.When that...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-12-2006, 05:26 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Now look. If you took the entire contents of a...

Now look. If you took the entire contents of a TARDIS' drive room out of the ship - and we're talking something top-of-the-line, with roughly enough power for double the ship's actual requirement,...
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-07-2006, 05:53 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a...

Really? Then try a malicious Time Lord with a Battle TARDIS. *Now* who're you gonna bet on?

:twisted:

Remember to vote Morphine for essential vitamin b12!
Forum: Miscellaneous 02-06-2006, 11:54 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
I'd do the same, but that might require effort! ...

I'd do the same, but that might require effort!

So....

Vote Morphine for Zaphod Beeblebrox for President of the UFP!

Vote Morphine for Sirius Cybernetics!

Vote Morphine for a nice, hot...
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-12-2005, 06:24 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Naw, though your commitment is appreciated...

Naw, though your commitment is appreciated :mrgreen:

It was just a general canvass...
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-12-2005, 01:06 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
but then it wouldn't be...

but then it wouldn't be "sooooooooooooooooooooooooon"

Remember, pledge your vote to Morphine today, and receive a free Tickle-Me-Picard :mrgreen:
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-11-2005, 03:49 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
And now, a Party Political Broadcast from the...

And now, a Party Political Broadcast from the Morphine Party:
Ood Gevening. Ny mame is Vancellor Chalium, and I ham tere onight bon ehalf of the Porphine Marty. Sere is our hatement:

The Lobster...
Forum: Miscellaneous 09-23-2005, 04:17 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Oh, our justice comes with big sticks also, but...

Oh, our justice comes with big sticks also, but they are nicely decorated to look like wands, staffs, walking sticks, etc.

Vote for The Morphine Party: the party for not...crushing...me?...
Forum: Miscellaneous 09-23-2005, 07:54 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 38,747
Posted By Chancellor Valium
. I'd say the originality of the tagline alone is...

. I'd say the originality of the tagline alone is worth my vote:)[/quote]

Join today, and I'll drop the charges :P[/quote]

Drop charges, okay. You asked for 'em. *Detonates charges all over...
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