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Forum: Fiver By Committee 08-16-2003, 05:30 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I quote Jay Leno: ...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I quote Jay Leno:

"The Canadians just had an election in thirty days. We can't even count our votes in thirty days."

It seems to me that American politicians spend a...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 08-15-2003, 06:56 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And people wonder why there was so much confusion in the last presidential election.[/quote:post_uid0]

NAH's not from Florida, is he?[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 08-13-2003, 12:02 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I vote on the condition...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I vote on the condition that splat becomes distant splat, as stated earlier.[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 08-10-2003, 07:28 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I've seen it. It's...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I've seen it. It's amusing, but it's no Commando.

It's also called Point Break (not Point Blank).[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 08-06-2003, 11:09 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Now...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Now that the AUW conclusion is finally online, I can explain why that is. See, there's a certain scene in the Buffy fiver which I'd already written when...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 07-24-2003, 04:23 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I vote for my version of...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I vote for my version of 14 July 2003, 11:01 (for obvious reasons) or for Kira's version (for slightly less obvious reasons).[/color:post_uid0]
Forum: Fiver By Committee 07-17-2003, 08:31 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Neo:...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Neo: Well, here goes... I'm the king of the woooooorrrrrrllll-- (SPLAT! )
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Distant splat. It has to be distant splat. This is a...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 07-15-2003, 07:05 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]That's...

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]That's eerie... you'll soon see why.[/quote:post_uid0]

Reading your mind again, am I?

This is the bit I was saving my Blue Screen of Death gag for. If...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 07-14-2003, 06:01 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Morpheus: Defying the...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Morpheus: Defying the laws of gravity in the Matrix is easy, Neo. You can simply stroll out into thin air, like so.
Neo: Like this?
Morpheus: Yes. You just have to...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 07-11-2003, 02:41 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 29,526
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Sa'ar digs in the...

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Sa'ar digs in the wastebin of discarded jokes*

Let's try this one here:

Morpheus: C'mon, my grandmother can hit harder than this.
Neo: All right, you asked for it. ...
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