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Forum: News 04-01-2022, 01:37 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 53,513
Posted By Zeke
FiveLetter.net

Typical.

You spend 22 years toiling away in obscurity. Even at your peak, your audience is pretty small. But that's okay, you tell yourself, because you have a <i>mission</i>. You're doing...
Forum: News 03-15-2022, 01:43 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 51,894
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Pi

As you know, I'm a mathematician, so you'd probably expect me to like Pi Day. And I do. But I have also <i>dreaded</i> Pi Day every year since something like 2008, and not just because being a...
Forum: News 03-06-2022, 01:34 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 58,960
Posted By Zeke
Five-Second Picard S1

So as you've seen, I seem to have finally found my groove for Discovery (more on that soon). But that's not the only extremely dubious live-action Trek show out there! Star Trek: Picard just began...
Forum: News 01-01-2022, 03:22 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 58,123
Posted By Zeke
5MDV: Five-Minute "Context is For Kings"

Yes, you ARE looking at the fourth 5MV update this month! Let's send the year off with one more DSC fiver. Why another one so soon? Well, I needed it for an elaborate prank on Wowbagger (don't ask,...
Forum: News 12-25-2021, 01:16 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 63,411
Posted By Zeke
Right! You keep asking and I keep forgetting....

Right! You keep asking and I keep forgetting. Should be fixed now.
Forum: News 12-23-2021, 02:18 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 63,411
Posted By Zeke
5MDV: Five-Minute "Battle at the Binary Stars"

Y'all have probably found it confusing that I started doing some Discovery stuff with the site, but never really went anywhere with it. It's mostly because I'm forever chasing fame (yes, even now),...
Forum: News 12-18-2021, 12:55 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 56,700
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Metroid

I know I'm always saying how far back I started working on the things I post, but this one <i>really</i> goes back a bit. Journey back with me to two thousand and freaking four!

There were always...
Forum: News 12-14-2021, 12:05 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 55,227
Posted By Zeke
T10: The 5MV Grey Cup

This is a silly update, but it's one I've had in mind for a loooong time. I think I first got the idea about six years ago. Here in Canada, our version of the Super Bowl is called the Grey Cup. Why...
Forum: News 12-18-2020, 12:06 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 52,035
Posted By Zeke
5MMM: Mega Man & Bass

One of my favourite things to do on my birthday is update 5MV. I didn't manage last year, but this year, not only do I have something, I have something that's been ten years in the making!

Not...
Forum: News 10-29-2020, 01:50 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 51,604
Posted By Zeke
Zeke's Excelsior episode: "Listen"

This is another unusual update, but a very important one.

Several years ago, Wowbagger invited me to write an episode of his Star Trek audio series, Starship Excelsior. (You may remember me...
Forum: News 09-08-2020, 02:14 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 57,212
Posted By Zeke
Off-site special: Five-Minute Garfield

You could not be blamed for concluding that this site died of coronavirus. (We ARE really old in internet years...) But we're still around, and there's stuff coming.

More important, there's...
Forum: 5MV Talk 05-13-2020, 08:37 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 39,244
Posted By Zeke
I'd long forgotten, but turns out it was IJD. I...

I'd long forgotten, but turns out it was IJD. I wasn't sure I'd be able to find the answer to this one, since Lycos Mail shut down and took my pre-2005 site business with it, but fortunately we...
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-15-2020, 11:39 PM
Replies: 2,212
Sticky: Link Thread
Views: 5,551,661
Posted By Zeke
My condolences about your cat, DrWho42.

My condolences about your cat, DrWho42.
Forum: Science Fiction 03-26-2020, 06:25 AM
Replies: 407
Views: 799,567
Posted By Zeke
I've always appreciated how Marc used the end of...

I've always appreciated how Marc used the end of this fiver to set up a running gag from my earlier "Redemption" fiver. (Anybody who reads this site "in order" probably ends up very confused...)
Forum: News 03-01-2020, 04:17 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 64,265
Posted By Zeke
T10: List #110

Happy Leap Day, and welcome to our first 2020 update! If you remember the <a href="../top10/100.html">T100 list</a> from 2010, one of the regrets I mentioned was letting two Leap Days pass without...
Forum: Science Fiction 02-05-2020, 01:39 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 104,992
Posted By Zeke
I went in skeptical, but so far I love this show....

I went in skeptical, but so far I love this show. I should've had more faith in Patrick Stewart. He showed heavy signs of age in the first episode -- most notably very slow, deliberate speech -- and...
Forum: Miscellaneous 01-03-2020, 07:02 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 50,071
Posted By Zeke
How long till the official Eaglemoss model?

How long till the official Eaglemoss model?
Forum: News 01-01-2020, 04:49 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 59,755
Posted By Zeke
5MDV: Five-Minute "The Vulcan Hello"

I had hoped it wouldn't come to this. I wanted to publish both parts at once and make a whole thing of that.

But dammit, 2019 is not gonna be the first calendar year I don't update 5MV in. And...
Forum: News 09-20-2018, 12:31 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 89,823
Posted By Zeke
...Huh. I have no idea what I was talking...

...Huh.

I have no idea what I was talking about last yea--

Oh, right! That! And I really did nearly get it done, too. Two of those reasons apply at this time every year, so maybe I'll try to...
Forum: News 07-01-2018, 01:34 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 71,352
Posted By Zeke
Oh, that was an easy one. I just gave that season...

Oh, that was an easy one. I just gave that season the code "x". It delayed the problem until the next regeneration, which at that point was still years away. (It's good to have the code up to date...
Forum: News 04-07-2018, 02:32 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 71,352
Posted By Zeke
Yeah, I thought of you when I heard the news. I'm...

Yeah, I thought of you when I heard the news. I'm sure a life like his leaves few regrets, but the rest of us will certainly miss him. I should do something commemorative in the next update.
Forum: News 04-04-2018, 02:25 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 71,352
Posted By Zeke
That was fun! And tiring. <i>So tiring</i>. But...

That was fun! And tiring. <i>So tiring</i>. But fun!

In the spirit of Easter, when everyone was surprised by an event that had been foretold a couple hundred times, allow me to reveal the...
Forum: News 04-01-2018, 09:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 71,352
Posted By Zeke
(Nobody tell him they don't take that card...

(Nobody tell him they don't take that card anymore. I wanna see the look on his face when he tries to redeem it.)
Forum: News 04-01-2018, 07:57 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 71,352
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Anbar!

Big news! Today is the launch of our biggest subsite yet! Like, literally biggest. Huge! Bigger than the void between galaxies!

A while ago, Excelsior told the story of the starship <i>Anbar</i>,...
Forum: Science Fiction 01-02-2018, 03:11 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 663,194
Posted By Zeke
<i>Man,</i> that was fast! And considering how...

<i>Man,</i> that was fast! And considering how slow this thread usually is, I'll make an exception and count that as a win even though it named only the source, not the episode that used it. TNG's...
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