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Forum: Miscellaneous 06-19-2008, 09:48 PM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 2,223,134
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Q: Why do we need another Thane of Cawdor? ...

Q: Why do we need another Thane of Cawdor?

A: Hail, Glamis!
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-19-2008, 09:44 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 17,320
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Right. While you're at it, could you send in Mr....

Right. While you're at it, could you send in Mr. Opik to begin the pre-event warm-up?
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-19-2008, 09:42 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 34,840
Posted By Chancellor Valium
that most foul and pernicious gentleman-halloumi...

that most foul and pernicious gentleman-halloumi salesman,
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-19-2008, 09:31 PM
Replies: 1,164
Views: 4,044,575
Posted By Chancellor Valium
I don't have a counter-joke, so I'll just have to...

I don't have a counter-joke, so I'll just have to respond with "By gad sir, you're a chap worth knowing!"
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-17-2008, 08:59 PM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 2,223,134
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Q: And how are you enjoying your afterlife, Mr....

Q: And how are you enjoying your afterlife, Mr. Douglas-Home?

A: You've never had it so good!
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-17-2008, 08:57 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 34,840
Posted By Chancellor Valium
what precisely is meant by "commissariat", and...

what precisely is meant by "commissariat", and can also tell at sight
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-17-2008, 08:56 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 17,320
Posted By Chancellor Valium
So, who's up for next Saturday/Sunday (depending...

So, who's up for next Saturday/Sunday (depending where you are... )?

Don't forget to invite some extra folkels.
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-17-2008, 08:53 PM
Replies: 1,164
Views: 4,044,575
Posted By Chancellor Valium
In (late) answer to the esoteric things question,...

In (late) answer to the esoteric things question, I can't decide: Does a foot-tall statue of Horus as a falcon count?
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-17-2008, 08:48 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 56,244
Posted By Chancellor Valium
That joke is really scrubbing the bottom of the...

That joke is really scrubbing the bottom of the barrell...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-17-2008, 08:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 22,030
Posted By Chancellor Valium
N00b. ( :p ) A plague on both your...

N00b.

( :p )


A plague on both your houses!

I mean... wait...

You know what I mean.
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-15-2008, 04:28 PM
Replies: 347
Views: 157,960
Posted By Chancellor Valium
there was a sudden outbreak

there was a sudden outbreak
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-15-2008, 04:27 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 34,840
Posted By Chancellor Valium
which, it turned out, was in fact

which, it turned out, was in fact
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-15-2008, 04:26 PM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 2,223,134
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Q: Is there a toilet I could use? A: You...

Q: Is there a toilet I could use?

A: You know, that really isn't funny.
Forum: Science Fiction 06-15-2008, 04:25 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 121,870
Posted By Chancellor Valium
The reason the Master didn't continue was purely...

The reason the Master didn't continue was purely because Delgado died. In any case, you're trying to work them up as though they were deliberately set pieces in the mould of the new series - which...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-14-2008, 10:30 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 17,320
Posted By Chancellor Valium
The time zone we're talkin' about would be GMT,...

The time zone we're talkin' about would be GMT, and the place would be xeroc.zapto.org. Click the 'PHP/JS Chat' link, and then onward from there.
Forum: Science Fiction 06-14-2008, 10:28 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 121,870
Posted By Chancellor Valium
You're picking a very few stories out of a much...

You're picking a very few stories out of a much wider context. The Daleks and Davros, in the case of the Fourth Doctor, they appear twice in seven years, covering a total of ten weeks, or two and a...
Forum: News 06-14-2008, 10:27 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 92,632
Posted By Chancellor Valium
I believe the correct response is: La, sir!

I believe the correct response is:

La, sir!
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-14-2008, 06:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 17,320
Posted By Chancellor Valium
So, uh... yeah. The Chat kinda thing...

Precisely because Zeke's away, perhaps this might be a good time to start the chat up again? Xeroc's app has been sitting there like a lemon for a good 6+ months now. And, well..since the opportunity...
Forum: News 06-14-2008, 01:13 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 92,632
Posted By Chancellor Valium
xD

xD
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-13-2008, 05:17 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 56,244
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Judas isn't in the text, no - and the name...

Judas isn't in the text, no - and the name Thaddeus is also generally swapped out for Jude - owing to the old tradition that they were the same person, I'd assume.

The second James might be to...
Forum: News 06-13-2008, 12:56 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 92,632
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Quite possibly. That doesn't mean we're all...

Quite possibly.

That doesn't mean we're all maths-obsessed, though.

Why don't we call it FiveMinute.Net Netjeryhedjet-Hekaiunushema Meryamun Nubkaure-Khaemwast?
Forum: Science Fiction 06-13-2008, 12:47 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 121,870
Posted By Chancellor Valium
@whoiam: That's but one large element of my ...

@whoiam: That's but one large element of my general dislike of the Zygma Experiments.

@topic: The Ten Doctors is reasonably drawn but a mediocre fanfic at best.
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-13-2008, 12:45 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 56,244
Posted By Chancellor Valium
^Really and truly, don't follow Nate's advice....

^Really and truly, don't follow Nate's advice. Tiberius was... not a nice fellow.

Congratulations!

I wager on the name Joseph Peter Paul Andrew James John Thomas James Philip Bartholomew...
Forum: Science Fiction 06-09-2008, 07:01 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 121,870
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Until I did, I thought he was pretty crackers. ...

Until I did, I thought he was pretty crackers.

...And why is his judgement necessarily wrong because of this?

I doubt it. His insertions are too blatant and overriding to be mistaken for those...
Forum: Fiver By Committee 06-09-2008, 02:52 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 334,383
Posted By Chancellor Valium
Uh, Nate? That realaly isn't a model of tact in...

Uh, Nate? That realaly isn't a model of tact in itself, you know.
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