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Forum: News 11-22-2022, 12:02 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,018
Posted By Zeke
Since yesterday was the next real-life Grey Cup...

Since yesterday was the next real-life Grey Cup (which my team won!), it reminded me I have a little update to share.

Some of you probably wondered why a list of characters with Gray in their...
Forum: Miscellaneous 10-30-2022, 01:45 AM
Replies: 1,033
Views: 582,868
Posted By Zeke
The MemAlpha page for weddings...

The MemAlpha page for weddings (https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Wedding) has some similar-but-not-identical ones. The only one in nuTrek, not yet mentioned there, is the SNW Season 1 finale --...
Forum: Science Fiction 10-21-2022, 02:01 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 299
Posted By Zeke
You have made a fine investment, Nate! Just don't...

You have made a fine investment, Nate! Just don't give up -- if you find S1 isn't doing it for you (as many people do), try skipping to late S2. That was my entry point back in the day, and I...
Forum: Miscellaneous 08-26-2022, 09:12 AM
Replies: 1,821
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Views: 1,016,109
Posted By Zeke
As amazingly bad as all that was, somehow the...

As amazingly bad as all that was, somehow the part that annoyed me most was Luna complaining "There goes one of my nine lives" over a gentle two-foot drop that the actual cat clearly handles fine.
Forum: Miscellaneous 08-24-2022, 12:01 AM
Replies: 1,033
Views: 582,868
Posted By Zeke
Wait, what's that last one about shutting down a...

Wait, what's that last one about shutting down a frozen holodeck?
Forum: Science Fiction 07-07-2022, 10:50 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,893
Posted By Zeke
To be more specific about a point in today's...

To be more specific about a point in today's update, the two episodes I loved in this first season were numbers 6 and 10. 6 was ripped off wholesale from Ursula K. Le Guin's "The Ones Who Walk Away...
Forum: News 07-07-2022, 10:28 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,029
Posted By Zeke
5MSNW: Five-Minute "Strange New Worlds"

Ready for something that hasn't happened since 2004? I'm finally posting a Trek fiver during the season it's from! (Albeit only just.)

<i>Strange New Worlds</i> is a strange new show. It does the...
Forum: Science Fiction 06-12-2022, 12:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,893
Posted By Zeke
One of the harsh lessons of the last few years is...

One of the harsh lessons of the last few years is that Paramount is not messing around with their Trek announcements. They can announce something completely ridiculous like a Rick and Morty-style...
Forum: News 06-12-2022, 12:17 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,224
Posted By Zeke
Ha! I didn't notice I was doing that. Technically...

Ha! I didn't notice I was doing that. Technically the '09 movie would be covered if I'd just included the full series title somewhere on the page...
Forum: Science Fiction 06-11-2022, 11:32 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 109,530
Posted By Zeke
Oh man, I could really have done without ever...

Oh man, I could really have done without ever knowing that existed. A sequel with that name -- hell, a sequel at all -- is the kind of nonsense I would throw into a TJI.
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-06-2022, 12:31 AM
Replies: 1,033
Views: 582,868
Posted By Zeke
I vote BSG. Your threads come from a perspective...

I vote BSG. Your threads come from a perspective of knowing a lot about the show in question -- it would be interesting to see how the exact opposite scenario turns out.



Oo, how'd I miss this...
Forum: Science Fiction 05-31-2022, 06:11 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 109,530
Posted By Zeke
I think Marc was going for a little dramatic...

I think Marc was going for a little dramatic irony. With those particular shapes, the Argolis Cluster was screaming "upcoming Borg" as loud as it was able.
Forum: News 05-31-2022, 06:01 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,994
Posted By Zeke
Nicely done! That is indeed the correct...

Nicely done! That is indeed the correct interpretation: if you play each line like a separate Wordle game, it spells out a message. Unfortunately, I found it such a pain to write in five-letter words...
Forum: News 05-06-2022, 11:03 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,994
Posted By Zeke
FINALLY SOMEONE WONDERS Anagram no, but they...

FINALLY SOMEONE WONDERS

Anagram no, but they do mean something! More on that shortly. (I've been procrastinating with the followup post in the slim hope of someone noticing...)
Forum: News 04-02-2022, 02:49 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,994
Posted By Zeke
Hope you enjoyed that, because it's the last...

Hope you enjoyed that, because it's the last passive-aggressive "I won't comment" comment I'm allowing here. From now on, if that's the only content in a post, it just gets deleted. (And in what...
Forum: News 04-01-2022, 01:37 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,994
Posted By Zeke
FiveLetter.net

Typical.

You spend 22 years toiling away in obscurity. Even at your peak, your audience is pretty small. But that's okay, you tell yourself, because you have a <i>mission</i>. You're doing...
Forum: News 03-15-2022, 01:43 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,423
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Pi

As you know, I'm a mathematician, so you'd probably expect me to like Pi Day. And I do. But I have also <i>dreaded</i> Pi Day every year since something like 2008, and not just because being a...
Forum: News 03-06-2022, 01:34 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,554
Posted By Zeke
Five-Second Picard S1

So as you've seen, I seem to have finally found my groove for Discovery (more on that soon). But that's not the only extremely dubious live-action Trek show out there! Star Trek: Picard just began...
Forum: News 01-01-2022, 03:22 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,224
Posted By Zeke
5MDV: Five-Minute "Context is For Kings"

Yes, you ARE looking at the fourth 5MV update this month! Let's send the year off with one more DSC fiver. Why another one so soon? Well, I needed it for an elaborate prank on Wowbagger (don't ask,...
Forum: News 12-25-2021, 01:16 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,499
Posted By Zeke
Right! You keep asking and I keep forgetting....

Right! You keep asking and I keep forgetting. Should be fixed now.
Forum: News 12-23-2021, 02:18 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,499
Posted By Zeke
5MDV: Five-Minute "Battle at the Binary Stars"

Y'all have probably found it confusing that I started doing some Discovery stuff with the site, but never really went anywhere with it. It's mostly because I'm forever chasing fame (yes, even now),...
Forum: News 12-18-2021, 12:55 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,367
Posted By Zeke
Five-Minute Metroid

I know I'm always saying how far back I started working on the things I post, but this one <i>really</i> goes back a bit. Journey back with me to two thousand and freaking four!

There were always...
Forum: News 12-14-2021, 12:05 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,018
Posted By Zeke
T10: The 5MV Grey Cup

This is a silly update, but it's one I've had in mind for a loooong time. I think I first got the idea about six years ago. Here in Canada, our version of the Super Bowl is called the Grey Cup. Why...
Forum: News 12-18-2020, 12:06 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 7,529
Posted By Zeke
5MMM: Mega Man & Bass

One of my favourite things to do on my birthday is update 5MV. I didn't manage last year, but this year, not only do I have something, I have something that's been ten years in the making!

Not...
Forum: News 10-29-2020, 01:50 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,472
Posted By Zeke
Zeke's Excelsior episode: "Listen"

This is another unusual update, but a very important one.

Several years ago, Wowbagger invited me to write an episode of his Star Trek audio series, Starship Excelsior. (You may remember me...
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