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Forum: Miscellaneous 04-12-2006, 05:37 AM
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Posted By Xeroc
Chaancelllloooor Vaallllliiiiuum sseeemss too...

Chaancelllloooor Vaallllliiiiuum sseeemss too haavee sooomeeethiingngng aagaaiiinst reeepeeaattteed lleetttteerrssss! ;) :P :D
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-12-2006, 05:35 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,776
Posted By Xeroc
Valium, don't you need a licence to do that kind...

Valium, don't you need a licence to do that kind of thing around here? ;)


Oh, and welcome to the fora, Blendorbuss! :D
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-07-2006, 06:00 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,654
Posted By Xeroc
You guys do realize that we in the USA already...

You guys do realize that we in the USA already have one that's three times as fast (http://www.research.ibm.com/bluegene/)? :D


Just sayin'. :P
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 08:54 PM
Replies: 1,201
Views: 103,141
Posted By Xeroc
Did you know that optical tweezers can be used to...

Did you know that optical tweezers can be used to move objects as small as .0001% of the width of a human hair?


HTML
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 08:44 PM
Replies: 7,790
Views: 595,707
Posted By Xeroc
Lostoyannaya broke her laptop! :o I hope...

Lostoyannaya broke her laptop! :o


I hope it's not too much to get it fixed!
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 05:27 AM
Replies: 7,790
Views: 595,707
Posted By Xeroc
danieldoof happens to be said singularity. ...

danieldoof happens to be said singularity.



Also, I'm still working on even more improvements, so it's not finished yet! :D
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 05:25 AM
Replies: 9,215
Views: 642,679
Posted By Xeroc
scheme of heisting

scheme of heisting
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 05:25 AM
Replies: 1,640
Views: 145,081
Posted By Xeroc
labrador retreiver labrador or retreiver?

labrador retreiver


labrador or retreiver?
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 05:24 AM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 486,353
Posted By Xeroc
Q: Have you seen any suspicious topics around...

Q: Have you seen any suspicious topics around lately, I'm on the CASE of WHO killed the ACRONYM GAME.


A: Good, now spell that backwards.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 05:22 AM
Replies: 1,201
Views: 103,141
Posted By Xeroc
Many CDs you can buy now a days have censored...

Many CDs you can buy now a days have censored versions, however, some tend to sound a lot like morse code coming out of your headphones. ;)


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Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 05:20 AM
Replies: 297
Views: 35,984
Posted By Xeroc
... too protoplasmic for me. I can't...

... too protoplasmic for me.


I can't believe what I'm...
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-21-2006, 05:04 AM
Replies: 9,025
Views: 595,730
Posted By Xeroc
Data Words to Avoid, not go near, keep...

Data


Words to Avoid, not go near, keep off, keep away, by-pass, get around, circumvent, deviate, turn aside, look the other way, turn a blind eye, ...: Thesauruses, Data anything, Computers
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-17-2006, 04:53 AM
Replies: 7,790
Views: 595,707
Posted By Xeroc
NeoMatrix must have at least a moderately dirty...

NeoMatrix must have at least a moderately dirty mind. ;)
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-17-2006, 04:52 AM
Replies: 9,215
Views: 642,679
Posted By Xeroc
alls nut speil.

alls nut speil.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-17-2006, 04:51 AM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 486,353
Posted By Xeroc
Q: So, what did mercury say to the sun? ...

Q: So, what did mercury say to the sun?


A: No, you need the 137 line to Broadway & Main Street.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-17-2006, 04:48 AM
Replies: 297
Views: 35,984
Posted By Xeroc
...are usually already taken. Just take...

...are usually already taken.


Just take the...
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-17-2006, 04:47 AM
Replies: 9,025
Views: 595,730
Posted By Xeroc
Sig Sincerely, - WTA: anything -ig, or -gg

Sig

Sincerely,
- WTA: anything -ig, or -gg
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-17-2006, 04:45 AM
Replies: 1,201
Views: 103,141
Posted By Xeroc
Ya' g'na' g' t' t' h'm c'm'n? : 9 Apostrophes ...

Ya' g'na' g' t' t' h'm c'm'n? : 9 Apostrophes


Purple
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-16-2006, 01:08 AM
Replies: 7,790
Views: 595,707
Posted By Xeroc
e of pi is a proud member of the...

e of pi is a proud member of the confused-by-Lostoyannaya's-signature club!
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-16-2006, 01:05 AM
Replies: 1,201
Views: 103,141
Posted By Xeroc
Belly Button: Small button on the underside of...

Belly Button: Small button on the underside of the cloakshape fighter used to open the underside hatch. Not to be tickled.

Apostrophe
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-16-2006, 01:03 AM
Replies: 9,025
Views: 595,730
Posted By Xeroc
Indiana Jones WTA and the Temple of Dud:...

Indiana Jones


WTA and the Temple of Dud: Any movies, any action heroes.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-16-2006, 01:01 AM
Replies: 5,808
Views: 486,353
Posted By Xeroc
Q: And so you see, if you take the triple...

Q: And so you see, if you take the triple integral here of soon with respect to pie, fivers, and time, then you get infinity!


A: I. Can't. Believe. It.
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-16-2006, 01:00 AM
Replies: 297
Views: 35,984
Posted By Xeroc
change the machine. The change machine, that is....

change the machine. The change machine, that is.


Oh, heck,
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-14-2006, 06:08 AM
Replies: 7,790
Views: 595,707
Posted By Xeroc
e of pi may or may not know about the wonders of...

e of pi may or may not know about the wonders of the magical copy and paste spells, conjured up by a special and hidden combination of simultaneous keystrokes!
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-14-2006, 06:05 AM
Replies: 297
Views: 35,984
Posted By Xeroc
Most inconveniently, captain. A penny...

Most inconveniently, captain.


A penny saved is...
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