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ost_uid0]"What?" screamed 17. "Hermione's a Shadow agent! Get her, everyone!"
"What's a Shadow?" Legolas Turner asked.
"It's the thing on the floor behind you when you're standing in light, dummy," said Crusher. "Or sitting in light. Or sleeping in light. Whatever."
Spike groaned at the lame puns in the story.
"Shadows are mean little creatures that eat socks," said Zack Allen nonsensically.
"Oh, shut up," said Sheridan, before pushing Zack into a thousand-foot-pit on Z'Ha'dum, whereupon purple penguins started raining from the sky because Zack's fall had accidentally boosted the Improbability Levels in the thread (by means of his body landing on the Infinite Improbability Drive improbably located at the bottom of the said pit).
"Oh great," said Picard, "What have we done now?"
((Of course I don't support the propagation of BullS*it... Kidding. Of course I'm a B/Ser! B'Elanna and Seven so belong together! :lol:
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