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Neo: Huh, I seem to get that a lot.
Morpheus: Neo? Who would like to learn the truth about reality?
Neo: Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. I was watching the shadows on the wall.
Morpheus: Look, the truth is behind Door Number 1, or Door Number 2.
Neo: Um, I'll take Door Number 1.
Morpheus: And... it's a new car!
Neo: Gnarly!
Morpheus: Naw, I'm just kidding. It's a chair and a broken mirror.
Neo: Dang.
Morpheus: Now, we're running a trace program to locate your pod.
Neo: Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. I was checking out this stupid broken mirror.
Odo: Who are you calling stupid?
(wakes up in a tub of goo)
Neo: AAAAAAAA! Oh wait, it's a dream....
Robot: Wake up in pink goo often?
Neo: Erm... no.
(Neo exits chute, falling into water; he is picked up in a waiting hovercraft)
Morpheus: Ah, Alice. Glad you could join us...
I added PHJ's line, since Zeke expressed a like in it
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