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ost_uid0]"But only if the guys take their shirts of first" said Willow.
Spike and Xander whipped their shirts off, and Legolas and Jack followed. Q thankfully declined, instead of turning into a younger guy.
"I'll get the hose!" said Tara. "Hey, wait a minute! This is character asasination! On BTVS I played a cool, shy, nice lesbian, not a sleazy guy-wannabe!
Just then, Legolas and Jack started nancing and dancing shirtless, and that was cool, but still didnt give the story a plot. Something had to be said.
"Q, there is something I have to tell you" said Anya."I'm pregnant with your baby!"
"But, Anya...how do you know it's not mine?" said Jack.
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