[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]When is a chili joke not a chili joke?

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Tucker: The reactor's overloading! Everybody run!
Reactor: You can't run. You can't hide. I'll track you down and fry you all!
Tucker: You're bolted to the floor.
Reactor: For now. [/quoteost_uid0]Shades of Stephen King!
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Reed: Eeeep! A corpse!
MACO: Eeeep! More corpses!
Archer: Anyone else glad we didn't bring Hoshi?
Sato: (over the comm) I heard that.
[/quoteost_uid0]Heh.
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: That ship doesn't look too friendly. Hailing frequencies?
Sato: All I'm getting from them is this "yarrrrr" sound.
Archer: Uh oh. [/quoteost_uid0]Must've heard about Nat'l. Talk Like A Pirate Day.
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Sato: I'm just speaking here so someone has a line without an exclamation point.[/quoteost_uid0]
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Reed: The door's locked.
Archer: Bring the pod closer, Travis. You can push the locking controls with its nose.
Mayweather: That's absurd, sir.
Archer: Okay, I'll just shoot them.
[/quoteost_uid0]A twist on [iost_uid0]One Little Ship[/iost_uid0]?

Also, all the rest of Travis' and Hoshi's lines, the "that's no moon" bit and ... well, everything. The blurb, too. [/colorost_uid0]