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ost_uid0]"Welcome back to the news, as we answer the question,"Why are we so bored Wednesdays, Thursdays, Saturadays and Mondays" said Sisko.
"That's a stupid question.*stares* Just kidding" said Jadzia.
"The reason is simply. Nothing new can be added these days, so we end up singing showtunes, dancing and nancing" said Joyce. "It's sort of like Chakotay on Voyager
"How dare you...did you say Chakotay? Never mind, insult on" said 17.
"Yes, with OJake ill,we must rely on the creativity of the forumgoers" said Sisko.
"Yah, well, with all the essays, monologues, and scenes, all you get is this newscast" said Opium.
And with that,the newsroom team did the Happy Hamster dance.[/color
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