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ost_uid0]I like NAH's as well. "There is no spoon" has been a favourite tagline of mine ever since I watched the Matrix movie.
Here's mine, also just for kicks, hopefully not directed at me.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] This is [i
ost_uid0]breakfast[/i
ost_uid0]? EW! Who cooked it, the Bar Rodent?
[b
ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] Close, it was Mouse.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Not nearly as hot as the chick in the red dress, I'm afraid.
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Shut up, be good, eat your breakfast. Then maybe I'll take you to see the Oracle.
Or:
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] I swear this breakfast is retribution for my past movies which weren't so good.
[b
ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] Which would be [i
ost_uid0]all[/i
ost_uid0] of them.
[b
ost_uid0]Mouse:[/b
ost_uid0] No wonder this [i
ost_uid0]stinks[/i
ost_uid0].
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Stop complaining and eat, or I'm not going to take you to see the Oracle today.
Gah. I wish I had something even the least bit funny to contribute, but sorry folks, not today.[/color
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