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ost_uid0]I think trying to keep both of those jokes makes the block too long. Speaking of which, this is taking a ridiculously long time, so here's yet another version of the sort-of-consensus so far. Can we all agree on this, by any chance?
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ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] We're here. Now, be honest -- he knows more than you can possibly imagine.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Huh. I seem to get that a lot.
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Hello, Neo. I know you have a question that is eating away at you, and now you can ask that question.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Sweet! Then you can tell me where I can get shades like that?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] I'm going to pretend I heard "What is the Matrix?"
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] It's quite simple. If you eat a blue M&M, you'll wake up tomorrow with the mother of all hangovers. Or, you can eat a green M&M and --
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What about that red M&M?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Nononono! Not the red one! Don't ever eat the red one.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Why not?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] The red ones are my favourite.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Ooooh... cool... the mirror's gone all funky....
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Ah, the pill is starting to have its effect.
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ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] Actually, he's like this all the time.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Mmmm... shiny....
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] I am Neo of Borg. Resistance is futile.
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ost_uid0]Robot:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh, like that's the first time I've heard that. Hold still while I unplug you.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] I will be dissimilated.
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ost_uid0]FLUSH![/i
ost_uid0])
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Ah, Alice. Glad you could join is.[/color
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