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9. Dont give Porthos cheese
8. Dont mention Klingons, Xindi, timelines...
7. Dont let Hoshi cook if you want dinner in under a week.
6. Dont tell T'Pol her catsuit could be tighter
5. Dont address Mayweather directly, it could lead to him getting his own plot.
4. Dont mention how Captain Archer looks that "guy from Quantum Leap"
3. Dont mention that Phlox died on "Six Feet Under"
2. Dont kill redshirts
1. DONT EAT THE CHILLI!
Top Ten Reasons A Pirates of the Caribean/Enterprise crossover should never be done[/color
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