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ost_uid0]10. The "U.S.S. Black Pearl" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
9. Star Trek's nice enough, I suppose, but it can't really compare to something based on a Disneyland ride.
8. The whole "it only [i
ost_uid0]looks[/i
ost_uid0] as if we aren't dead, motionless corpses" bit has already been done to death with seven seasons of Chakotay.
7. Johnny Depp doesn't look nearly as good in a Starfleet uniform.
6. [b
ost_uid0]Will Turner:[/b
ost_uid0] I will fight to the finish, with my incredible skills of swordsmanship!
[b
ost_uid0]Klingon Disruptor:[/b
ost_uid0] **ZAP**
5. No facial hair allowed onboard early Starfleet vessels.
4. Might set Reed off about his family's long history of distinction in the Navy again.
3. Too many obvious jokes about Legolas on the Enterprise.
2. Absence of moonlight aborad starships tends to diminish the ability to demonstrate hideous curses and expensive special effects.
1. Because the Vulcan Science Directorate has concluded that time travel is impossible.
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