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ost_uid0]Jake:[/b
ost_uid0] Just gimme a minute, dad. (ahem) "Janeway sat on her bed in a silky white nightgown, legs crossed, with two glasses of Romulan Ale in her hands. 'Hello Chakotay...'"[/quote
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GAHH!
*Nan runs into shower fully clothed and scrubs herself with shower brush*
Not enough SOAP! Never get CLEAN! *scrub scrub scrub*
Can't erase image from mind! Must wash corneas! Cannot wash brain!
*whimpers*
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