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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Opium"]Top Ten LOTR/Trek series crossover eps[/quoteost_uid0]
10. Picard and Crusher must climb Mount Doom while handcuffed together
9. Merry and Pippin take over Quark's bar but manage to drink all of the stock
8. Worf visits Moria, where he discovers his grandfather was a discommendated Balrog
7. Arwen wanders dreamily through the corridors of the Enterprise and becomes trapped in a static warp bubble, but no one cares
6. Heroes of the Battle of the Black Gate recostumed in nice new red tunics
5. Boromir succumbs to his lust for Troi, who gently lets him down by telling him that stringing along two boyfriends has her pretty occupied as it is
4. Sisko visits the Grey Havens and takes two months off to build another boat, then sails off to the Uttermost West in the season cliff(yawn)hanger
3. Picard agrees to mind-meld with Saruman, then spends the rest of the episode making stentorian pronouncements about the annihilation of man while Saruman, having successfully transferred his negative emotions to Picard, carries Frodo piggy-back to the Cracks of Doom
2. Elrond visits Janeway and, urging her to be who she was meant to be, gives her the superpowered, kill-em-all, assault phaser rifle of her ancestors

And the Number One LOTR/Trek Crossover Episode:

1. Gollum and Smeagol are trapped in the matter/antimatter corridor, where they will whine at each other for all eternity




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