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Top Ten Reasons Archer is a bigger stud than Kirk:
10. T'Pol vs. Spock? 'nuff said.
9. He knows how to lose a fight - greatest turn-on for the sensitive chicks.
8. He's really the first guy out there, so anything Kirk said about "Going boldy where no man has gone before" is bunk anyway.
7. Going out into the universe with a ship like the NX-01? That takes a lot of cojones. Ladies love that.
6. Kirk just beat up other actors. Archer has to deal with CG-freakin'-I.
5. Deep male friendship with Trip? This guy doesn't just reel in the ladies...
4. Time Traveller Miles - have you seen their gift shop? Mama! Anyone with a bunch of flowers might just as well give up.
3. Kirk ripped his shirt for every cheap bimbo. Archer's more choosy. Unattainable = Sexy.
2. He knows how to do it "Porthos style, baby!" That is, look puppy-eyed and whelp. Strong man who can be submissive? Major turn-on.
And the Number 1 reason Archer is a bigger stud than Kirk:
1. Since he's one of the main contestants in the Temporal Cold War, that makes him something of a future James Bond. James Bond >> James Kirk. QED.
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