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2. Archer's Log, stardate 42.9103.21: Starfleet command has informed me that we've done the quaint "using real dates" business long enough, and we can switch over to stardates now. Must remember to ask Hoshi how the damn things work.
1. Captain's log, Day 392. Borg killed: 3,627. V. Good. Still not Admiral. Beginning to notice strange attraction to Neelix.
Next up:
Top Ten Reasons to Hand the Federation Flagship Over to Jar-Jar Binks.[/color
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