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ost_uid0]Scooter's got another good idea here, though his second block could stand to be shortened:
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ost_uid0]Cypher[/b

ost_uid0]: Hey Trinibabe, can you honestly say that you're better off with this dead-eyed airhead, saving our crappy real lives, than living with me in fantasyland?
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ost_uid0]Trinity[/b

ost_uid0]: Compared to you, I'd be better off with a famished cannibal.
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ost_uid0]Tank[/b

ost_uid0]: Hey, Cypher! Allow me to say--"you're welcome!"
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ost_uid0]Cypher[/b

ost_uid0]: Lethal irony sucks. GAK
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