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10. American Idol - no fiver needed; can be done in a oner:
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ost_uid0]: Screech!
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ost_uid0]: Awesome.
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ost_uid0]: Putrescent.
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ost_uid0]: Next!
9. Hardball with Chris Matthews - can't watch long enough to five
8. Stressed Eric - vanished unwatched before it could be fived
7. Galactica 1980 - fiver would explode from contact with the suckitude
6. Blossom - diabetic coma prevents completing fiver
5. The Top Hat Man Variety Hour - urge to kill is too distracting
4. NYPD Blue - too difficult to convey artsy camera shaking in text
3. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl - it is, after all, its own fiver
2. Dune - illegal psychotropic substances required to properly five
1. The Shatner/Nimoy Mind Meld video - it's just too too sad
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