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I cant help it. Please forgive me.
10. John meets a Klingon and says, "Wow, you sure had a bad face lift. I can see the bumps!"
9. John meets Porthos. Mentions chilli. John is killed.
8. John sings the national anthem of America to the tune of the national anthem of Canada. Is hit with hot dogs. Eats one. Chokes.
7. Sa'ar kills him. Scooter kills him. 17 kills him. Everyone kills him. Opium brings him back to kill him.
6. John wanders into a meeting of Section 31; is never seen again.
5. John wanders into a slash story. Dies of shock.
4. GAS runs out of ideas; we kill John.
3. Someone mentions him in the Answer; he dies in the Question.
2. John+Malfunctioning Phaser+Delenn.
1. Top Hat Man and John fight over the last piece of poison chilli pudding pie with ice cream and cheese. John wins.
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