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ost_uid0]Host: We're gonna find a big ol' hero of a man for this lovely lady here.
Beka Valentine: I'm flattered, really, but I don't need --
Host: Honey, I've watched your show. You need all the help you can get.[/quote
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Bwahahaha!
[quote
ost_uid0]Host: Go date, Beka babe. I promise you'll like 'em. And if you don't, you get to kill as many as you want.
Contestants: WHAT?
Beka: Score![/quote
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:lol:
The funniest parts were
[quote
ost_uid0]Wait till I show you where our chili powder comes from![/quote
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and
[quote
ost_uid0]Host: Don't worry, sugarplum. Every few minutes or so he pulls a Jennifer Love Hewitt's career and dies. You just need to kick him like so until he --
Sheridan: Independence! Morals and right and wrong and... where was I?
Lorne: Dead.
Sheridan: Oh, good. Nothing serious.[/quote
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ROFLOL!
One last favorite bit:
[quote
ost_uid0]Crichton: Scorpius is hiding there, isn't he? Isn't he?
Scorpius: (from the closet) Don't be ridiculous, John.[/quote
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Absolutely hilarious! :lol:[/color
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