[Nic Corelli]

[quoteost_uid0="Scooter"][color=#000000ost_uid0]the Ewok-Borg of Endor.


[bost_uid0]9. Neal McDonough[/bost_uid0] (Hawk) – Cast as the ship’s first ally, the King of Planet X-Pendable, where everybody wears crimson tunics. During the first five minutes of the pilot episode, the planet suffers a sudden gratuitous total existence failure and explodes. (Apologies to Douglas Adams.)

[bost_uid0]8. Terry Ferrell[/bost_uid0] (Jadzia) – Cast as the uptight holographic bartender, Ditz. Spends most of her time complaining and making coffee for the cybernetic version of Commodore Decker, whose name she continually mispronounces. When in a special episode the timelines are crossed and everybody grows a second head, she’s the only one who realizes something’s changed. Too bad she doesn’t care.

[bost_uid0]4. Suzie Plakson[/bost_uid0] (K'Ehleyr) – Plays the ship’s first commander, the glamorous Captain Java Janeway—the descendant of the famous admiral and her eventual life partner, Alexander Rozhenko. Though dashing and valorous, she is forced to resign thanks to the countless temporal anomalies that spontaneously occur around her wherever she goes. (Eventually she parlays this into a very successful theme park, Java Janeway’s Temporal Fun Directive and Water World.)

[bost_uid0]2. Leonard Nimoy[/bost_uid0] (Spock) & [bost_uid0]Brent Spiner[/bost_uid0] (Data) – Because of their special status as “killed off yet magically retained within the franchise in slight variations on their original characters,” these actors were not allowed roles on [iost_uid0]The Enterprise-AA.[/iost_uid0] Instead, they are required to play Orion slave women, who are recurring characters in Robo-Decker’s favorite holodeck program. Spiner proves to have a knack for the role, and Nimoy is eventually phased out, but not before he writes a book titled [iost_uid0]I Am Not an Orion Slave Girl[/iost_uid0] (worldwide sales: $1.6 million).

[bost_uid0]1. Merritt Butrick[/bost_uid0] (David Marcus) – Cast as the successor to Captain Java Janeway, the dashing young Captain John Gax. Dies every week, but is always successfully revived for each new episode by the chief medical officer. Tag line: “Uh oh.”[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I second Sa`ar`s BWAHAHAHAHAHA, and add my own MUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Scooter, what are you on? I want some of that too! [/colorost_uid0]