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ost_uid0]3. Data, seeking a drastic change, answers an ad reading "Wanted: Saviour of Ancient Jedi Order." Unfortunately, he is told that he is just not the droid they're looking for.
2. Han Solo defects to the Romulans and devotes his life to destroying all Klingons, but especially the ones who killed Chewbacca because they thought she was a Tribble.
1. Riker discovers much to his dismay that he is Luke's father.
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