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ost_uid0]8.[/b
ost_uid0] All the better to hear you with, darling.
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ost_uid0]7.[/b
ost_uid0] An accident involving a rubberband, weapons-grade plutonium and the planet's largest gene bank.
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ost_uid0]6.[/b
ost_uid0] Oddly enough, archeological digs suggest that Vulcans used to have Ferengi-type ears millenia ago. Something obviously happened in between, but the Vulcans refuse to discuss it with outsiders. Rampant plastic surgery is suspected.[/color
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