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10. Captain Picard: "Good leaders know how to have a good haircut! Engage!"
9. Quark: "Deny all you want, but I know you find that Kira is dating Odo really wierd, too!"
8. Tribbles: Squeeeeeek!
7. Captian Kirk: "Hey, Mr Captain, you have been offered a free exclusive membership to the Babe of the Episode Club"
6. Kasidy: "Remember, Kirk lived a loveless life and died alone in a fan-disliked movie."
5. Brunt/Weyoun/Mulcahey/Shran/Penk/Crem: All repeating the message, "No Matter How Much I Look/Sound/Act Like Another Alien or Historical Figure I Am Not Them! I Am An Original Character like Sherry Bobbins!"
4. Jake and Wesley: "Trek Kids are GREEAAATTT!"
3. Troi: "I feel your pain. I feel that having so many voices is confusing."
2. Ezri: "Oh no, YOU were one of my hosts too?"
1. Kai Win: "The Leader is Good, The Leader is Great, You Surrender your Will, as of This Date!"
Top Ten Lists that Trek Characters would Write
(or at least the names of the Top Ten Lists that Trek Characters would Write

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