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Now where did that Hammer of Crushing go?
Top Ten Lists that Trek Characters would Write
(or at least the names of the Top Ten Lists that Trek Characters would Write )
10. Mayweather: Top Ten reasons to stop making fun of helm officers.
9. Sato: Top Ten reasons why Communication officers are not just a glorified extra.
8. Reed: Top Ten reasons to stop insulting slight underuse of weapons.
7. Troi: Top Ten reasons why stating the obvious can be useful.
6. Kirk: Top ten reasons why sleeping with anything female and with a pulse can be good for your health.
5. Worf: Top Ten reasons why it's never bad to shoot first.
4. Picard: Top Ten reasons one needs a grudge to be a Captain of any starship named Enterprise.
3. Janeway: Top Ten reasons to get stuck in the Delta Quadrant.
2. Sisko: Top Ten reasons for actually getting the Defiant in the first place.
1. Archer: Top Ten reasons to avoid any reference to chili while around Pothos.
Top Ten reasons TO NOT attempt to write these lists in full.[/color
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