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ost_uid0](The new record is about 1110.) This is largely due to being linked from a porn site.[/quote

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Charming.
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ost_uid0]Uhura: The High Advisor of Ardana has requested you beam down to the cloud city below.
Kirk: We will therefore beam down to the entrance of the mines on the surface.
Spock: Why do you not trust Advisor Plasus' coordinates?
Kirk: I knew the guy once. He was a scoundrel. [/quote

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Heheheh. The "Empire" references were great.
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ost_uid0]Vanna: You idiot, you really thought I believed that "mask" crap? Now get on all fours and mine this zienite.
Kirk: Ooo, kinky!
Vanna: And don't enjoy it!
Kirk: Aw.
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The S&M references were also very funny, if not slightly disturbing,

And considering the influx of visitors from the porn site, it makes you wonder if the 5MV is taking some new direction?

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