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ost_uid0]Q:[/b
ost_uid0] Doctor, what's wrong with my client? He's been acting oddly ever since he finished directing the LotR trilogy. I think he's running a fever!
[b
ost_uid0]A:[/b
ost_uid0] It's not ketchup, you idiot, it's BLOOD.[/color
ost_uid0]