7. It beats the stuffing out of being a Fire Anything Alignment if you're surrounded by Water Elementals.
6. Being out of alignment is not a good thing for your limbs, your car, or a thread and the eye of a needle.
5. Predictably unpredictable people get invited to more parties. (Chaotic Evils don't count, as they do predictably bad unpredictable stuff.)
4. If your production is of uneven quality (like this list), nobody's very upset. "Oh, that's just their chaotic tendencies at work again."
3. Neutral means you can whack either side of the conflict as the situation demands.
2. Chaos is fun!
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