*reads through the posts* Why, it seems as if I have been missed in my absence!
PHJ is absolutely right, you guys are all amateurs. Here, have a look: see these giant mutant flesh-eating spiders? They're trained to attack anything which has this collar at the moment I give them this telepathic signal by pressing this button here... so, I'm going to put this collar on PHJ... and now, everybody, stand back... I'm pressing the button....
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAA!
See? That's how you do it. Sheesh!
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