-149. You search all dogs for zippers, just in case they're really Aibos in disguise.
-150. If there is no zipper, you feel obligated to warn the dog's owner of the dangers of angered chili.
-151. You pause episodes midway through so you can watch along with the fiver.
-152. You remember when updates were regular and when "soon" meant "tomorrow." Oh, and when there was peace in Israel.
-153. You hurl stale Timbits at anyone who invokes the last one, since it never happened.
-154. You make jokes about Ron Mercer and the parody police, even though you've never heard of This Hour has Twenty-Two Minutes.
-155. You start giving strange hats to your doctor friends.
-156. You try to kill your doctor friends in various strange ways, and, whether or not you succeed, you run off laughing maniacally and occasionally shouting "GAK!"
-157. You start beating up anyone who uses more than one exclamation point, even if they're spoken exclamation points.
-158. You go to other websites and intentionally divert their threads to random and tangental territory. Preferably within the first 15 posts.
-159. You keep pressuring a friend whose brother designed "Chex Quest" to check out the fiver.
-160. You put thirteen items on a top ten list even though you've only read five of the fifteen pages of the thread.
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