5. An "eTrektion", which is a way of votiing for the captian of a long "trek" when the actual captain is murdered.
4. Hairy Potter: A device which gives every redshirt the perfect bowl-style hair cut.
3. The MorIronic: A computer program which irons your clothes for you, but leaves them with burn marks.
2. Itisown Reword: Based on the machines in 1984 which create illicit books, but instead makes up excuses for Captain Kirk's court martials.
1. SleepE: Spock perfected the concept of writing random things when you are tired, in hopes someone will find them useful.
Top Ten Wacky Plans Captain Janeway May Have Had During Voyager
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Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
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Needing more sleep since before 2003
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