Top Ten Top Ten Lists That The DS9 Crew Would Think Up
10. Worf: Top Ten Klingon Swear Words Appropriate to Being Stuck on a Spin-Off With Nothing to Do and No One to Growl At
9. Sisko: Top Ten Kooky New Hairstyles for When I Get Tired of the Picard Look
8. Quark: My Top Ten Favorite Eye-Rolls
7. Odo: Top Ten Reasons It’s Fun to Transgress the Conservation of Mass
6. Nog: Top Ten Ways to Keep Secret the Fact that I Actually Run DS9
5. Kira: Top Ten Ways I Could Totally Kick Ro Laren’s Ass
4. Jake: Top Ten Reasons that Being Dumber than Wesley Worked to My Advantage
3. Jadzia: Top Ten Reasons Klingon Heaven Really Sucks
2. Ezri: Top Ten Reasons That Perkiness Conquers All
1. Bashir: Top Ten Ways To Use My Genetic Enhancements Besides Wining At Darts
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Top Ten Top Ten Lists That The Next Gen Crew Would Think Up
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