Q: Captain, why are we still heading out of the solar system? The window in my quarters got dirtied and scuffed up badly when that silly pilot person sideswiped Io. Hadn't we better send the ship to the cleaners and borrow a clean one?
A: No, let's do it some other time. I hate to kill a man whose girlfriend just dumped him.
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