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ost_uid0]I like the Neo/One joke, but I think it needs to be more subtle. I suggest the following, with a dig at Keanu/Neo's intelligence thrown in for good measure.
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] ... and then the Oracle predicted the return of the One. That's you, Neo.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Why are you so sure I'm the One?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] I like anagrams. I hope I didn't overload your brain with all this.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Don't worry, it happens all the time.[/color
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