After much contemplation and discussion, I'm converting to Sa'ar's branch of the faith, based primarily on its doctrine of lesbian bishop orgies. We're now taking applications for ordination. If interested, please send your measurements and at least one photograph for consideration of holiness. From male converts, we are currently accepting credit card numbers with expiry dates as proof of faith.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short
[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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