[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]This is the version I best remember (and best like):

[quoteost_uid0]Morpheus: Okay, lets try another round. Morpheus says go wait under a shadowy bridge.
Neo: Isn't this line bugged?
Morpheus: Would I be stressing your vital importance so much if it were?

Trinity: It's a long road, getting from there to here...
Neo: Isn't it supposed to be the other way round? Anyway, I'm staying so you don't need to get all shirty.
Trinity: Just for that, you have to lose yours.
Neo: Are you gonna test my faith of the heart?
*SCHKLOOP*
Neo: Aahh! It's 'de bug!
Trinity: You are so going to pay for that later.[/quoteost_uid0]

And yes, that was one of mine (as was the 'shirty' pun). The other version I remember went something like this:

[quoteost_uid0]Morpheus: Okay, lets try another round. Morpheus says go wait under a shadowy bridge.
Neo: Isn't this line tapped?
Morpheus: We'll take care of the debugging later...

Trinity: See that road Neo? That's your life.
Neo: (reads sign) Loser Street? Hey! Anyway, I'm staying so you don't need to get all shirty.
Trinity: Just for that, you have to lose yours.
Neo: Are you gonna test my faith of the heart?
*SCHKLOOP*
Neo:
Trinity:
[/quoteost_uid0]

I forget what the last lines are for that one. Some variations on the 'street' lines are below, though the last one isn't quite right.

[quoteost_uid0]Trinity: See that road Neo? That's your life.
Neo: Wet and full of potholes? Hey! Anyway, I'm staying so you don't need to get all shirty.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Trinity: You've been down that road before, Neo.
Neo: (reads sign) Maple and Fifth? Yeah, I have been down there before. Anyway, I'm staying so you don't need to get all shirty.[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]