Finally saw The Matrix for the first time last week, and am proud to be here, offering up my sole idea, based on the fact that you can't go through all of The Matrix without a "Marc's Spoon" reference, can you?
Neo: Exit! EXIT!
Tank: Right on it. Now, if I can just use my handy tricoder to find one...
Trinity: Tank, that's a spoon!
Neo: Trinity, Hammer of Smiting, now.
Trinity: No, wait. That really is a tricoder!
Tank: Haha! Fooled you! There is no spoon!
Neo: (sticks tongue out at Agents) I'm gonna make it!--oh, crap. GAK!
Crew: *gasp!*
Sentinals: Resistance is futile.
(long pause)
Morpheus: Hmm. I'd love to see the writers plausibly dig themselves out of this one.
EDIT: Added "of Smiting."
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