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ost_uid0]Q:[/b

ost_uid0] I can't bring Porthos to the 'bring your own food'-party? Why?
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ost_uid0]A:[/b

ost_uid0] Because you smell.
(I see Saxamaphone beat me like 8 posts ago, with the false thing. Sorry I didn't edit, I didn't see it.

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