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ost_uid0="Standback"][b

ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b

ost_uid0] What dress?[/quote

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HmmmMMMmmm this sounds vaguely familiar... Have no idea why. Was it in some other fiver? :leaky memory:
I'm bouncing off various ideas here, but how about this:
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Hey guys! Check out his download rate! Amazing! I've never seen anything like it!
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b

ost_uid0] He's on broadband.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Oh.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b

ost_uid0] *waking up* Whoah! Hot! Give me more!
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b

ost_uid0] [i

ost_uid0]The 147 positions of the Kama Sutra[/i

ost_uid0]? What the-?!
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Aw, shucks, wrong file!
Gah. Will post when I think of a [i

ost_uid0]funny,[/i

ost_uid0] ORIGINAL idea.[/color

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