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ost_uid0]I call mySelf "Fat Mat" because my Uncle once gave me
the nickname "Fat Mat the Rat" and he called my brother
"Sly Bri the Fly."
I used to write [b

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ost_uid0] when I first started messing
around online, but it's much easier now just to type out
nine characters instead of 12.[/color

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