You get the Relativity but it's broken. You can now only jump forward. To a future where SHRIMP rule all!
And you get Kirk too. But he's the Kirk of today (I.e. Fat and old).
The only place he's boldly going is the toilet - eight times a night.
I wish I could fly!
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise...
Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica.
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House Quote of the Day!
"I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD
I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats.
Dr Wilson MD (Just)
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