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Old 02-19-2006, 12:43 AM
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Tantalus Colony: It's merely an exercise in removing their socially unproductive habits and promoting a great social conformity.
Kirk: Are you trying to say that crated minds think alike?
Urge to kill: Rising.

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Spock: A lot of sound and fury, but so far nothing of significance.
Heh.

Nice fiver, Sa'ar.

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McCoy: The Commissioner's illness is progressing very quickly, Captain. Any minute, she could begin to hallucinate.
Commissioner: Frogs! Frogs everywhere, all over me! Get them off! FROGS!
McCoy: See?
Not her, the other one! Nice scene.

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Spock: The universal translator is ready. I managed to program it to speak blob.
Kirk: Good. Listen, Companion, we want to leave paradise so we can die of old age.
Companion: Is that your final answer?
Kirk: Hmm... can we use a lifeline?
Companion: I'm sorry, time's up, but here's a consolation prize -- eternity on a planet of only men.
Kirk: COMPANIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Heh.

Nice fiver, Tarn.

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Kirk: Do you really have to ask?
Chekov: (gulp)
Poor Chekov. At least his shirt's yellow.

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Kirk: Must... not... demonstrate... rage... with... drawn... out... speech... pattern....
Excellent.

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Mara: --mmppffFHH!
Kirk: No, Chekov. Don't! It's too awkward for this series to tackle an issue like rape!
(Kirk slaps Chekov)
Spock: Captain, it's no use. He's reverted to a primitive, aggressive state. He's even begun singing the ancient battle chant of his people.
Chekov: (singing) Hey hey we're the Monkees....
Klingon war songs hold nothing over him.

Nice fiver, IJD. Nice panel too.
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