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ost_uid0]I this scene calls for a 5MV reference.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Good morning, Neo. Â Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b

ost_uid0] "How to become a martial arts master in 2698 easy steps." Â That sounds long.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Don't worry, we've got a five-minute version.
You could also tack on the "woman in the red dress" gag after Tank's line.
Or, alternative version:
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Good morning, Neo. Â Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b

ost_uid0] "How to become a martial arts master in 2698 easy steps." Â That sounds pretty heavy.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] Don't worry, we've got a condensed version. Â Training is long and life is short.
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b

ost_uid0] (over the comm) Shorter for some than others.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b

ost_uid0] I've had just about enough of your pessimism.[/color

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