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ost_uid0]Well, I like the second one, with the blatent five-minute reference - that and I know we wanted a reference to Cypher and 'zero' - ergo:
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Good morning, Neo. Â Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] "How to Become a Martial Arts Master in 2698 Easy Steps." Â That sounds pretty heavy.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Don't worry, we've got a five-minute version. Â Training is long and life is short.
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] (over the comm) Shorter for some than others.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] What was that?
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh, nothing.
We could even change Neo's first line to, then Tank's second to, just to accentuate high stupidity:
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] "Martial Arts for Dummies." That sounds pretty heavy.
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ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh geez, well, we've got a five-minute version. Training is long and life is short.[/color
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