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ost_uid0]Tank: Good morning, Neo. Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
Neo: "How to become a martial arts master in 47 easy steps." That sounds long.
Tank: Don't worry, we've got a five-minute version.
*Downloading*
Neo: Holy Cow, there was a hot woman in there!
Tank: Oops, that was the "Woman in the Red Dress" Program
Neo: Why was I wearing the red dress?[/color

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